Chicago's famed Billy Goat Tavern opens in Washington, without the stained, cracked formica and the "Cheezborger, cheezborger!"
Maybe the goat will take the curse to the Nationals next year.
For Chicago Cubs fans, misery loves company. I can't help but hope my sisters and their families can get used to seeing the Nats break their hearts each autumn. I've lived with the sensation for as long as I can recall - except 1994, when nobody could beat the Cubs, in the playoffs or the Series (wink wink).