Olympic arrogance

From
the Chgo Trib -- the owner of ImprovOlympic Theater got bulllied into changing its name this month. The International Olympic Committee decided five years ago that it didn't want to share the word "Olympic" with anybody else, and rather than spend her life fighting the political monster, Chara Halpern is changing the name to the I.O. Theater.

Zeus surrenders, as well. From now on, his home will be known as "Up thar atop 'at-tair mount'in", or "Yonder", for short.