I like getting, in my e-mail, those FREE horoscopes, because they're funnier than most of the joke pages.
Today's was especially good:
"You are in an introspective mood, which is most unusual for you. In addition, you find yourself drawn to classical music and the artwork of the old masters. What's gotten in to you? Could it be that as you become more enlightened, your tastes change as well? Likely so. Why not begin to keep a journal as part of your evolution? You'll find that writing is an efficient way to release ideas. On top of that, it's therapeutic as well."
Moi? attracted to classical music and old masters' paintings? Say it ain't so! they're all so gol-durned modern! Trade my pipes, lyre, and tabor for a viola da gamba and harpsichord? I think not! And what will I do with my hieroglyphs? Where will my Assyrian lions be stored? Darn it, I don't have room to collect anything from the Christian era...
I wonder if it's possible to start a journal online? How can I enlighten myself on this?
tee hee.
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