Earworm of the Day: Eine Kleine Nichtmusik

Oh, joy! Under normal circumstances, listening to a little Mozart can erase any earworm (it's a thing I learned from The Bat). Sadly, my radio had been tuned to the classical station yesterday, and this was what traipsed about in my head, knocking out windows and upturning flower pots, all night.

It's as if I'd gone to see a show of Leonardo da Vinci's works and come home seeing only the parodies of his most famous work, as you'd seen them online.