Cranky Large Medium reading, 8 June

Go away.

Why won't you go away? Is it such a big thing that I ask? It's not as if I beg for money votes or any such nonsense. All I want is solitude. But you stay here. Why? Oh, you came here for something and you won't leave without it. And that something would be...? Ah, yes, a reading. WElllll, I think I can accommodate you, if you can promise to leave when you get it. You do? Wonderful! Here you are, then:

You are stubborn in your view points and yield with bad grace. You are ambitious, and very good ad fooling people into thinking you can be a good friend. you like to read and travel. I recommend the latter, with increasing frequency and distance.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But consider your blessings, not the least of which is, you are still able to rise, go forth, and pester mediums. That beats all to heck what these people have, since, on this date in history, all of them ceased to rise again until Judgment Day: Macrinus, Harthacanute, Edward, the Black Prince, Hongzhi, Thomas Paine, Cochise, Gian Domenico Romagnosi, Maria Reiche, Muhammad, Anne de Xainctonge, August Hermann Francke, George Sand, Gerard Manley Hopkins, Jeff MacNelly, Hans Leo Hassler, Ernst Busch, Root Boy Slim, Kanami, Robert Taylor, Robert Donner, Satchel Paige, Mack Jones, Andrew Irvine, George Leigh Mallory,

and James A. "Jimmy" Rushing.

No takebacks.
Happy birthday, anyway.