Cranky Large Medium reading, 29 May

Go away.

Why won't you go? Did you lose track of the path? It's right there under your feet, and all you have to do is turn around and start walking... and yet, there you stand. Why is that? Oh, you want a reading, do you? And, having that, you will then take your opportunity for exit? Splendid! Here you are, then:

You are a complete homebody, who would rather stay with the children than sally forth into the real world. Fortunately, children are largely your intellectual and experiential equals, so you'll do fine, there. Your disposition is mild, except that, like some mediums, you are prone to bitterness.

Are you happy, now? Of course not. But don't let that bitterness rise to the top. After all, you're far and away better off than these people, all of whom, on this date, rose to the heavens to be judged: Constantine XI Palaeologus, Israel Putnam, Joséphine de Beauharnais, Winfield Scott, Erich Honecker, Barry M. Goldwater, Archibald Cox, Frans van Schooten, Humphry Davy, David Beaton, John Penry, Bahá'u'lláh, Ursula Julia Ledochowska, Kate Harrington, John Gunther, Bruce Price, Fanny Brice, John Cipollina, Jeff Buckley, John Barrymore, Harvey Korman, Mary Pickford, Romy Schneider, Tamara Toumanova, Man Mountain Dean, Moe Berg, Martin Gottfried Weiss,

and William S. Gilbert.

Sitting grumpy. Nobody knows why or whither.
Happy birthday, anyway.