Gratuitous postcard: New train's a-comin' thru

Okay, it's the same line as always, just with a couple of extra runs each day. Thanks to all you generous taxpayers statewide, we folks out here in Forgottonia are getting a few extra seats on trains between Quincy and Chicago, at the end of this month. Now you don't have to wonder how my retired mother can afford to take so many train trips to Chicago.

G-Rod has seen fit to double the subsidies to Amtrak so that it can run some more trains up and back. Choo choo! Woo hoo!



c'mon. you know you love trains, too.