Wednesday, August 06, 2008

6 August Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
Marry young! Select a mate who is positive and self-assertive. You are emotional and sometimes tempestuous. Ambitious for social improvement. You are an extensive reader, talk fluently, and take a great deal of interest in social and club life.
That club life is probably why nobody has had time to add his or her name to the book on this date, so you're on your own, here... unless you want to improve your social standing by having a big party and inviting a few of these other birthday notables: Emperor Go-Toba, Charles VII, Holy Roman Emperor, William Hyde Wollaston, James Henry Greathead, Charles Fort, Sir Alexander Fleming, Cecil H. Green, Jon Postel, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Paul Claudel, John Middleton Murry, Richard Hofstadter, Norman Wexler, Piers Anthony, Jess Collins, Andy Warhol, Howard Hodgkin, Barbara Strozzi, Heinrich Schlusnus, Vic Dickenson, Geri Halliwell, M. Night Shyamalan, Leo Carrillo, Edmund Richard "Hoot" Gibson, Will Lee, Robert Mitchum, Frank Finlay, Paul Bartel, Peter Bonerz, Dorian Harewood, Lucille Ball, Ella Raines, Barbara Bates, Barbara Windsor, Catherine Hicks, Michelle Yeoh, Merrin Dungey, Vera Farmiga, Soleil Moon Frye, Jennifer Lyons, Helen Jacobs, Clem Labine, Ray Culp, Andy Messersmith, Mike Greenberg, Edith Roosevelt, Louella Parsons, George Kenney, Dutch Schultz, Jim McGreevey, Jon Benet Ramsey,
Abbey Lincoln

and Elliott Smith.

Won't you let me slice you off some cake?
Happy birthday, wherever you are!

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