Monday, August 18, 2008

18 August Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
You are acquisitive, have a quizzical and philosophical turn of mind. You are courageous, positive in your ideas and tastes, resourceful and intellectual. You enjoy good reading, and strive to improve your mind and to acquire the friendship of well educated people. You will marry young and be happy.
If you wish to continue to be acquisitive, acquire a name or two in the book who might give you some of their birthday prezzies. Or, since there is no name there right now, acquire the friendship of -- and invite to a gigantic birthday party -- a few of these well educated (and other) notables : Maria Anna of Spain, Louis Henri, Meriwether Lewis, John Russell, Nathan Clifford, Isaac P. Rodman, Franz Josef I of Austria, William Halford, Brook Taylor, Glenn Albert Black, Taher ElGamal, Alfred Wallis, Brian Aldiss, Brian Michael Bendis, Ferdinando Galli Bibiena, Antonio Salieri, Ernest MacMillan, Dame Moura Lympany, Gilbert Vandine "Cisco" Houston, Ronald Cleghorn aka Ronnie Carroll, Johnny Preston, Carl Wayne, Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, Dan Peters, Erik Schrody aka Everlast (language warning for link), Roman Polanski, John C. Smith aka Jack Pickford, Robert Redford, Joseph Marcell, Patrick Swayze, Denis Leary, Edward Norton, Christian M. L. Hawkins aka Christian Slater, Jacob Vargas, Shelley Winters, Madeleine Stowe, Daphnee Duplaix Samuel, Jessie Flower, Parker McKenna Posey, Burleigh Grimes, Max Lanier, Marge Schott, Dick White, Roberto Clemente, Rafer Johnson, Kenny Walker, Virginia Dare, Walther Funk, Max Factor, Gérard Filion, Caspar Weinberger, Eleanor Rosalynn Carter, Liviu Librescu, Bramwell Tillsley, Vincent Bugliosi, Elayne Boosler, Bob Woodruff,
Martin Mull,

and Barbara Harris (the singer, not the actress).

This night, blow out the candles on that cake.
Have a happy birthday!

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