Friday, May 02, 2008

2 May Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
You will make a devoted and understanding parent. You are patient and kind, uncommunicative and keep your troubles to yourself. You are very well liked by everyone and have no enemies.
You also have no friends' (or, for that matter, strangers') names written into the book, so, if you wish to have a crowd at your birthday party, perhaps you might opt for inviting a few of these birthday notables: Catherine the Great, Elias Boudinot, James F. Byrnes, John André, Giovanni Niccolo Servandoni, Heinrich Gustav Magnus, Désiré Charnay, Elijah McCoy, Benjamin Spock, Sumiyo Iijima, William Camden, Jerome K. Jerome, Theodore Herzl, Clyde Fitch, Hedda Hopper, Alessandro Scarlatti, Hans Christian Lumbye, Lorenz Hart, J. Fred Coots, Doris Fisher, Jean-Marie Auberson, Link Wray, Arnold George "Engelbert Humperdinck" Dorsey, Judge Dread, Larry Gatlin, Lou Gramm, David Rhodes, Tony Wakeford, Vernon Castle, Pinky Lee, Nigel Patrick, Theodore Bikel, Roscoe Lee Browne, Lance LeGault, Lorenzo Music, David Suchet, James Kirk, Christine Baranski, Ziana Zain, Eddie Collins, Clay Carroll, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, David Beckham, Kyle Busch, Sarah Hughes, Manfred von Richthofen, Alexander Bonnyman, A.M. Rosenthal, Bianca Jagger, Donatella Versace, Alan Titchmarsh,
Michael Rabin

and Leslie Gore.

I'll bet you were expecting "It's My Party" on her birthday, weren't you? Well, happy birthday, anyway.

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