Wednesday, April 30, 2008

30 April Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
You are frank and very outspoken and sometimes unintentionally hurt others' feelings. You are faithful, dependable, and conscientious. To those you love you are devoted and have their deep and sincere affection.
Frankly, Iva Louise Zimmerman's would be a good place to start looking for outspoken companions to help you celebrate this day. If she's not available today, perhaps you might invite to your party a few of these other birthday notables: Philip III of France, Mary II of England, Roger Sherman, Carl Friedrich Gauss, Ferdinand von Hochstetter, Simon Kuznets, Theodore Schultz, Claude Shannon, Larry Niven, Annie Dillard, Franz Lehár, Robert Shaw, Percy Heath, Johnny Horton, Johnny Farina, Bobby Vee, Jorge Chaminé, Akon, Jane Campion, Charles Berling, Paul Gross, Bill Plympton, Al Lewis, Burt Young, Perry King, Adrian Pasdar, Mike Chat, Eve Arden, Jill Clayburgh, Kirsten Dunst, Isiah Thomas, Michael Waltrip, Jeff Brown, Elliott Sadler, Joachim von Ribbentrop, Michael Smith,

and Willie Nelson.

Um... those don't look like birthday candles you're lighting.
Happy birthday, anyway!

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