Monday, April 14, 2008

14 April Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:
You have a strong, keen mind, a gentle and kindly disposition and a good intuitive judgment. You have good and practical ideas. Your love is generous and sometimes extravagant.
You do not share this day with anybody in the book, as the page is empty of handwriting. However, you may be able to use your kindly disposition to invite to your birthday party a few of these other birthday notables: Emperor Go-Kōgon, Emperor Momozono, François Duvalier, Adam Gib, Adam Tanner, Christiaan Huygens, Peter Behrens, Thomas Schelling, Alan McDiarmid, Bruce Sterling, Shorty Rogers, Gene Ammons, Richie Blackmore, David Miller, Avner Dorman, Win Butler, Sir John Gielgud, Rod Steiger, Bradford Dillman, Kenneth Mars, John Shea, John D'Aquino, Brad Garrett, Robert Carlyle, Anthony Michael Hall, Adrien Brody, Ben Wells, Graham Phillips, Claire Windsor, Valerie Hobson, Liz Renay, Julie Christie, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Paul Masnick, Bobby Nichols, Pete Rose, Greg Maddux, Gregg Zaun, Anna DeForge, Kyle Farnsworth, Anne Sullivan, Elizabeth Huckaby, Erich von Däniken, Valentin Lebedev, Frank Serpico, Richard Jeni, Veronika Zemanová, Randal McCloy Jr.,
Julian Lloyd Weber,

and Loretta Lynn.

Don't come home a-drinkin' unless you've taken us to your birthday party, first.

And my brugly other was born on this date, lo, these many long years ago. Be nice to him. He can't help being kin. Or old.

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