30 March Fortune Teller says

Your birthday today:

You are analytical and give a great deal of thought and careful consideration to a problem, before doing anything important. Trust your friends. Do not search for the motives underlying their actions, for in doing this, you will bring only unhappiness to yourself.

Ask Eleanor Hardy, as, having been born before THE war (that's the big dubya dubya eye eye, son!), she appears to have plenty of experience in life. If you can't track her down outside the book, don't be unhappy. Try throwing a party for and/or with these other, noted birthday babies: Józef Marcinkiewicz, Mervyn King, Anna Sewell, Sean O'Casey, Countee Cullen, Milton Acorn, Tom Sharpe, Francisco Goya, Vincent van Gogh, Fortunato Depero, John Stafford Smith, Ted Heath, Frankie Laine, John Lee Curtis "Sonny Boy" Williamson, Graeme Edge, Eric Clapton, Stanley "MC Hammer" Burrell, Joey Castillo, Celine Dion, Norah Jones, Richard Dysart, John Astin, Warren Beatty, Robbie Coltrane, Paul Reiser, Ian Ziering, Mark Consuelos, Bahar Soomekh, Mili Avital, Ripper Collins, Willie Galimore, Secretariat, Erhard Milch, Eddie Jordan, Brooke Astor, Marc Fraser Davis, Peter Marshall, Rolf Harris,

and Randy VanWarmer.

Your light is on an unsnuffable candle, today. Happy birthday!