Wednesday, March 19, 2008

19 March Fortune Teller says


Your birthday today:
You are domestic, kind, extremely generous, gentle and sensitive. If you are not in harmonious surroundings, you are completely miserable. You need an unusual amount of love and understanding. Your sweet and adoring disposition will undoubtedly or probably win this affection.
Nobody had his or her name written into the book, though, so you may have to seek understanding over your birthday celebration plans by inviting these noted birthday celebrants: Johannes Magnus, William Bradford, Thomas McKean, Edward Pakenham, David Livingstone (I presume you'll recognize the name?), Richard Francis Burton, Wyatt Earp, Alfred Von Tirpitz, William Jennings Bryan, Joseph Stilwell, James Van Fleet, Earl Warren, John Sirica, Joseph F. Carroll, Brent Scowcroft, Walter Haworth, Charles Marion Russell, Josef Albers, Irving Wallace, Philip Roth, Max Reger, Richard Dobson, Paul Atkinson, Ruth Pointer, Ricky Wilson, Yoko Kanno, Fred Clark, Eric Christmas, Patrick McGoohan, Bruce Willis, Pamela Britton, Phyllis Newman, Reneé Taylor, Ursula Andress, Glenn Close, Rachel Blanchard, Jay Berwanger, Andre Miller, Ivan Ljubičić, Albert Speer, Adolph Eichmann, Sirhan Sirhan,

and Clarence "Frogman" Henry. I ain't got no cake. Blow out the birthday candles and gimme a slice of that birthday cake, gosh darn it!

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