Wednesday, January 16, 2008

16 January Fortune Teller says


Your birthday today:
You have courage, ambition and singleness of purpose. You are sincere and just and should marry young. Do not try to analyze the motives and emotions of your love and you will be sure of great happiness.
Also, do not try to find another person listed for today, in the book, as there is none. Instead, celebrate this day with these other birthday notables: Edmund Crouchback, Paul Henry Nitze, Charles Henry Davis, Henry W. Halleck, Clarence Ray Allen, Johannes Schöner, Dian Fossey, Laura Schlessinger, Carl Karcher, Anthony Hecht, Susan Sontag, Garth Ennis, Niccola Piccinni, Marilyn Horne, Ronnie Milsap, Helen Folasade Adu, Jill Sobule, Paul Raven, Paul Webb, Maxine Jones, Brendan O'Hare, Aaliyah, Debbie Allen, John Carpenter, Ethel Merman, Kate "feed me, please" Moss, Jerome Hanna Dean, A.J. Foyt,* Ron Villone, Albert Pujols, Anatoli Nikoliavich Boukreev
and Jim Stafford.
He's not providing the birthday cake, if we can help it. Maybe the candles.

*his name was the first I'd heard applied to this standard joke punch line.

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