Okay, so what if we have, on the 2008 ticket, two of the current GOP "big three" every poll and pundit has been discussing of late? And what if we approached it the same way the pop culture mags approach the union of two Hollywood stars, a la "Bennifer"? What do we get?
Rompson? Romniani? Giuliompson? Giuliomney? Thomniani? Thomney?
Meanwhile, I've doodled a suggested campaign button for Romney:
Use it if you want to. Just don't ask me to apologize to my German kinfolk.