Gratuitous postcard: How hot is it under there, Britney?

Under where?

Sorry, she's not wearing any.

She started a heat wave
By making her seat wave...

It's funny how much ado there is over a don't...

Sadly, the news, the pictures, the whole din over Ms. Spears' exposure leaves me cold.

But I'm not above mentioning her my blog, for the sheer thrill of seeing my numbers climb. I'm such a sitemeter whore. I deserve to be spanked...