Thursday, August 24, 2006

My Very Educated Mother...

...Just Served Us Nothing.

Sticks of Fiddleness! It doesn't have the same ring to it. Astronomers say Pluto is not a planet -

So this is what they mean when they say "everything changes."

Maybe we can rescue Pluto by bringing back Ceres as a planet. But, then we'd have to include 2003 UB313. Try fitting that into a song.

Okay. Fine. Let Pluto be a "Dwarf planet". Be that way. Might as well rename him Alberich, while we're at it.

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