Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Distracted by smut

I went downstairs to fix myself a little lunch, & found that my folks had brought in their mail, including a publication containing some rather graphic pictures which, I am sorry to say, set my head to spinning and my heart to pounding... and, apparently, my tongue was hanging out, as well.

I'm not usually one to fall prey to dirty pictures, but I fell under the spell of the print, and followed their instructions to their website, where I found these amazing sets of images (click "more photos" to see the worst of it). It was just too much for me.

I called up an old friend and spent several minutes just talking about the pleasures of fondling my "51".

I need a cool shower and a lie-down. And a winning lottery ticket.

2 comments:

EclectEcon said...

I used to buy expensive pens..... and then lose 'em.

Now I use hotel and other "free" pens. The most unusual of the bunch is one from the Paddington Hilton; it is made of recycled paper wrapped around a ballpoint ink stem.

leucanthemum b said...

The fancy expensive pens are, I suppose, comparable to mistresses or some such -- they're the stuff you have around for special occasions and for the thrill of having them. For everyday stuff, I use the disposable pens.

I like those paper-wrapped ones, too. I picked a couple of them up & shared them with my nephews, some years back (but by the expressions on their faces, they were underwhelmed. Any kid who isn't excited by pens is no kin of mine. Hmmmph).

The regular ball-points (& pencils) that I pick up, I pack up & give to a couple of schoolkids I know who have them sent overseas.