A man who knows how to sway a lady

Geoffrey Chaucer Hath demonstrated a few "LYNES OF PICKE-VPPE" in his latest Blog entry, To Kalamazoo, wyth Love.

They would fain turn a head.

Some of my favorites include:

-Thy beaute ys more intoxicatyng than the OVP openne bar.
-Makstow a pilgrymage heere often?
-Art thou a disastrous poll tax? Bycause I feele a risynge comynge on.

and, my choice for the one that would get him at least to 3rd base would have to be:

-Yf thou were a latyn tretise ich wolde putte thee in the vernacular.

Please, read them all, and take notes.